Massachusetts is one of the most vaccinated states in America (yay for science, tough break for Jenny McCarthy), and it just so happens to sync up with boating season. Coincidence? I think not! The universe wants your vaxed ass to whoop it up on a boat!
Now I personally don’t have a boat to whoop it up on for many reasons. First, I’m poor…hmmm I guess there’s one reason. If I did have a boat I would totally invite you on it to party on it (and by “party” I mean eat WisPride port wine cheese and talk about Jen Shah’s Go Fund Me), but I don’t. We all still deserve to drink on a boat at least once this summer, so I have a solution, Vaxed and Relaxed cruises!
Vaxed and Relaxed is a 90-minute cruise that sets sail twice every Sunday through September. Your $75 ticket secures a spot on the 12 guest sailing vessel and an iVaxed pin; as well as Drag Queen and DJ entertainment and curated snacks and a hosted bar…these are a few of my favorite things. In case you didn’t pick it up from the title of cruise, you need to be vaccinated; which lets face it, you should be anyway. The cruises are brought to us by iVaxed, a Boston based startup whose mission is to reduce social anxieties, raise awareness, and give back to the community. A portion of their proceeds provide relief to small business owners in the entertainment industry.
Vaxed and Relaxed cruises are perfect for those of us who:
- Watch Below Deck and Below Deck Sailing Yacht
- Want to go out but are a little nervous of potentially un-vaccinated big crowds
- Like making “buoy” puns
- Are eager to get some sea legs
- Have 11 friends (I’m jealous)
- Like to drink on the water
- Feel the need to yell “I’m king of the world”
- Are looking to ease back in to a social life
- Have Captain Stubing fantasies they need to work through, or Gopher; kno judgment
- Basically anyone who doesn’t get seasick
If this is you, you can head over to iVaxed to grab your ticket. Bon Voyage!
DISCLAIMER: This is not a sponsored post, I have received nothing in exchange from iVaxed for writing about their cruises but if they are reading this and want to hook me up, I am, as previously discussed, poor and will take a ride around Boston Harbor.